Frankie is a senior dog with strong opinions, a soft spot for treats, and an uncanny ability to understand what other dogs are really thinking. He’s wise beyond his age—and maybe yours, too.

Whether it’s love, snacks, or existential dread over squirrels, Frankie is here to tell you exactly what your dog would say—if they were human.

He works one paw at a time, crafting thoughtful (and occasionally unfiltered) responses straight from the canine heart. All he asks is a photo, a question, and maybe a belly rub if you run into him IRL.